A review of the Tenga Egg (Clicker) from the perspective of a trans* guy.
[TW: Dysphoria]
When I requested to review the Tenga Egg, I had no idea there were different types. I was simply sent a random one. As a consumer on the GoodVibes website, however, the product description gives details as to how each kind of Tenga Egg is different. I own and have messed around with two types of Tenga Eggs, and these details, to me, are incredibly important. The product is described as being useful for those with “penises.” As a company that markets itself as trans* friendly, it should be aware of how this language could be potentially triggering, especially to trans women. This particular product is also promoted in the Gender Expression section of the site under sex toys trans* folks have given good feedback on making it more likely for trans* people to see this product as opposed to other products with similar descriptions. I don’t expect GoodVibes or any other sex-related store to have entirely inclusive language, but I do hope that they work towards being more inclusive in general.
I was really let down by the Tenga Egg Clicker, not because the product is terrible but because I had high expectations. I thought it would be smaller and easier to use with me 2(ish) inch dick. Extremely excited, I opened it up and immediately put it to use only to find myself more dysphoric than I have ever been about my genitals in my life and incapable of functioning due to the subsequent depression.
I don’t recommend this style of Tenga Egg to those with dicks or clits that are the same size as mine or smaller. The Clicker is characterized by the bulbs that line the inside of the Tenga Egg. They are pretty big and reside in clumps as opposed to the entirety of the interior. Because of the fact that I have to hold the Tenga Egg in a very specific fashion in order to even come in physical contact with the lining, the bulbs do nothing for me.
I know that I am willing to try new things sexually in order to affirm my identity, and I feel like many of those who read this blog may also do the same. For those interested in penetrating something during masturbation, it’s not really possible with the Tenga Egg if your anatomy is anything like mine, which is incredibly disappointing. Like I said, I’m disappointed because of a lack of knowledge of the product on my part. I expected it to be smaller and more easily penetrated.
I literally only used the product once, because it did nothing for me and was really upsetting for me to even try to use. Because of this, I have to unfortunately give the Clicker a 0/5 rating.
I will be posting another Tenga Egg review for the Silky style which had more hopeful results.
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I am selling my model 1700 T-Kingdom binder for $45 dollars. This binder is about $70, and I have never worn it except to try it on once. There is no reason for me to lower the price except for to make it more accessible, which is exactly why I did. I wish I could give it away, but my current binder is literally in the process of splitting in half. I can’t afford to give this one out for free, and I am truly sorry for that.
The binder I am selling is white and is a size small. It is the adjustable velcro style. T-Kingdom binders are pretty infamous for their quality and durability; this one just doesn’t fit my body so well, which is the only reason I want to sell it.
Pay would be through Paypal. Please email me at ira.d.gray@gmail.com or leave me a message on here with your contact information if you are interested. If you’re not interested, please signal boost!
I just got a brand-new pair of the jock-strap style packing undies from spare parts… OHMYGOD. gUYS. These things are absolutely brilliant.
These things: http://store.babeland.com/gender-packing/pete-packer-underwear-freestyle
All the other styles are compatable with an stp, but this one is jock-strap style, so there’s no slit in the front. I actually went to babeland to get them, so I can’t tell you about shipping. What I will tell you is that these are changing packing forever for me. I never used to do it because it was so high-maintenence, but now my dick is just sitting gently underneath my undies, making just a tiny, perfect, realistic bulge, and more importantly, giving me that confidence that comes from packing. I’ve got SWAG!
I recommend these to everyone. The picture is me packing with the Mr. Limpy packer in the jock-strap underneath of my hanes boxer-briefs.
Happy underwear friday!
~Zev, 18, pre-everything, www.binders101.tumblr.com
(via babeland)

When I turn 18, I’m so taking this. Fuck Testosterone.
For Sale: Concealer Compression Swimsuit
It’s from Underworks, I bought it back in May 2010 and wore it once. It is clean. They are a size medium, and includes both the compression tank and the shorts. Just like this photo, they are both black and blue. It fit well, but despite fitting a medium in an Underworks binder, this did not bind well, so I recommend it for someone who fits well in a small. The shorts contain a pocket on the inside in the front where you can fit a packy.
I am asking $30 for each item separately, or $55 for the set. I will ship anywhere, but please contact me with shipping information so I may give you a quote on how much it will cost.
I live in a home with a cat, but the cat does not go anywhere near the items. I do not have a good camera, but if you want proof I own the items, I can give you a cell phone photo. I apologise for it not being better than that. You can contact me here on tumblr, or my email at thepuddingmolester@gmail.com
(Clicking through the photo will lead to the page on Underworks. I am selling the items for less than they are. I seriously need the money.)
Something came in the mail today.
My first chest binder. I am SO EXCITED. It fits kind of close, but I’ve been losing weight, so I should be able to breathe a bit easier soon enough.
I got the Style 997 XL Double Front Panel Compression Shirt from Underworks.
It didn’t take very long to ship, which was AWESOME. I even made a mistake when ordering and they got right back to me about it and it still arrived faster than I expected.
EDIT: I need to have a freakout moment, sorry.
Update Video (8/11/11)
1 Year Post-Op & 2 Years on T
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